WHEN SMARTNESS GOES WRONG

When Smartness goes wrong......😁😁😁😁😁

He promised her 20k last week as they were chatting on BBM.
She came to Abuja on an unexpected visit and stayed two nights. That fateful morning she demanded for the 20k he promised her.  He told her that he was leaving for Minna ASAP. That he had an unexpected but urgent engagement. He gave her his ATM Card to withdraw all she wanted (Knowing fully well dat he had less than 5k In my Account).

As soon as she kissed him goodbye, he quickly left the  house knowing she would come crying back to him. As he was driving past Zuba, his colleague in the office called him on phone saying,
"Paddy mi, you don see the alert? I Just dey comot from bank oooo! I don pay that 100k wey I bin owe you into ur account, Thanks a million!

Meeen........... See Sweat!!! Almost immediately he got the alert! Confirm 100k Credited into his account. He was almost paralysed as the  money entered. He tried calling her phone.... Switched Off.
Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery. The Next minute.......... Alerts:
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited,
20k debited. Leaving only d last 5k.

He couldn't recollect what happened to him, but he regained consciousness on a hospital bed. Now they are asking him what happened?

What Will he tell them???😝😝😝😳
As you ponder,  I am back to my table. Who says God doesn't sympathise with women? 😄😄😄